February 2012
At least Coldplay aren’t preforming Paradise, thank god :L
Shit is going to seriously hit the fan if shitty...
Thinking about planning a Home stay with a host...
It would be super exciting :) All I need now is a job to help pay for it…
Might be going back to Dublin with Papa to see my...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
I miss my Mum.
It sounds kind of awful and sad, but I don’t think a day goes by where I don’t wish it was me who got the cancer instead of her. She was an asset to the world, I am a liability waiting to happen.
My girlfrans are trying to pursuade me to go to...
I would end up just making a tit out of myself and feeling sorry for everyone who’s managed to vomit over their last clean set of clothes and I would severely cock block EVERYONE, especially my girls, if they stray too close to someone who looks like they should be in jail for fapping to child porn.
I would just be the worst girl to be on the girls holiday. I am not even going and I have...
Cat with no legs
wellthatsadorable:
nickholmes:
This legless cat rocks my socks (that have legs in them). (thanks @cathicks)
This legless cat is the creepiest adorable thing I’ve ever seen, or most adorable creepy thing. Either way, I’ll take one.
(thanks for the link, Dyna M!)
I think my heart just melted in my chest
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
Why am I listening and singing along to One...
I am trying to out smart Cleverbot with my...
It is not responding properly.
It is getting all the quotes WRONG, CLEVERBOT MY ASS!
rescuemeatsix:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
Best valentines idea for losers (like me)
Get drunk
Write oneself a valentines card from fictional person one wishes was real
Hide it, wake up sober, find it- not rembering one wrote it themselves
Cry oneself to sleep with joy, therefore:
SUCESS.
If Noel Kreiss ever comes into being, I am first in the line to have his babies.
MY BODY IS READY
I miss America.
I was watching extreme makeover home edition, and it’s the most emotional programme ever already, but it’s the first time I’ve watched a programme set in America and I just burst out crying.
I am always ill here, it’s too cold and miserable, I want a change. I miss the sun and the warmth and the people and the whole experience.
I’ve always wanted to go to America...